October 3rd, 2010
Shadows of Dooooom! – part 31
Without cussing (this is a family cartoon) anyone want to come up with their own aliterative insults for Roger? Or all you all a bunch of monkey-minded muck muppets?
Without cussing (this is a family cartoon) anyone want to come up with their own aliterative insults for Roger? Or all you all a bunch of monkey-minded muck muppets?
October 3rd, 2010 at 4:58 am
Roger’s awesome. He jumps on the monster’s back, weapon raised, inadvertently defeating the monster — and all this is outshone by his prowess with insults. Just be careful of making him heroic.
October 3rd, 2010 at 5:54 am
Oh man. If he got up to R then he must have done the Q’s. Man.
Well, here’s one for A: “Agglutination of abscessed aardvark adenoids.” The Many-armed Monster already covered “B”…who’s got “C?”
October 3rd, 2010 at 8:21 am
Conglomeration of chancred carbuncles.
October 3rd, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Dimwitted Dumbo of a Dorky Dunce
October 3rd, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Equine eyed eater of eagle entrails
October 3rd, 2010 at 11:23 pm
Not sure what Cat o’Nine Tails would look like in the Princess Universe, but I think we just met Cat o’Eight Hands.
Flippin’ fingered fatuous furball failure.
October 4th, 2010 at 10:15 am
Awesome! Keep ’em coming!
Ribu – He’s a heroic rogue, moving back and forth between jerk and hero. Like Han Solo. Also, he knows Christi and realizes that helping her is his best chance to get out of there. She always seems to find a way.
October 8th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
I remember “Lewd crude half-chewed food dude” from “Hook,” but that’s not alliterative, just rhyming.
Blubber-butt birdbrain bilge-burping barrel of baboon breath!
October 10th, 2010 at 7:54 am
What up, G? An alliterative insult for the letter G, that’s what.
Gangly greasy grub-gulping goober-goon.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:34 am
Harrowing hamster horking horticultural hogwash!
October 18th, 2010 at 10:56 pm
Illiterate, illegitimate, instigator of ill-formed insults!
October 19th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Just a junky, jaded, jumped-up, jittery jackal juking jury-duty to join a jerry-rigged jellyfish junta in Japan… Jerkwad!
February 2nd, 2013 at 7:15 pm
“You’re a kinky kooked-up killjoy on an un-killing spree (kause you kan’t even kill right!).”
… I’m not very good at insults, K?
June 18th, 2013 at 5:50 pm
Laughable long-limbed lump of llama leftovers!