January 24th, 2010
AquaPets
The problem with these pets is that you’d need an orange to pet any of them. Wait. Did I say orange? I meant scuba gear.
Who do you guys think would win a fight between a wolvermarine, bear-acuda and an electric seal?
January 24th, 2010 at 12:24 am
The Seal, totally. Unless the bear has enough insulating blubber to protect itself from the electricity. But if the Wolvermarine finishes earing the bear-acuda in the 5th panel first, the seal’d totally come out on top.
January 24th, 2010 at 2:11 am
Q: Who do you guys think would win a fight between a wolvermarine, bear-acude and an electric seal?
A: Lunch wagon!
January 24th, 2010 at 9:08 am
The orange running-joke should have been in the comic, even though I know you like each one to be standalone.
January 24th, 2010 at 9:56 am
Krakenoceros could take ’em all on ;0 its only enemy is the .. velociraptorca.. or the elusive tyrannoseagull..
January 24th, 2010 at 11:47 am
Bear-acuda, it’s got the size advantage.
January 24th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
The world needs more Hamtsterhead sharks…
January 24th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
That’s like…. who would win a fight between Wolverine, Beast, and Gambit? I’m voting for the electric seal!
January 25th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
I also cast in my lots for the electric seal.
January 25th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
I’m intrigued by the number of people who are saying seal. I should look up how deadly/mildly irritating the shock of an electric eel is.
Hawk – I should have been more specific. I meant in a new match where the Wolvermarine hadn’t already struck the first blow.
KNO3 – Lunch wagon? Are you suggesting we eat the winner and the leftovers? Sealshi, bearbacue and wolvertine? Man, I’m stretching those thin.
RavenBlack – You are right. This might have been written before I finished the Squidragon quest and I didn’t think to tweak it until later. The joke should be in there as an absurd aside for anyone who hasn’t read the other strip.
ColdFusion – I was watching QI today and discovered seaguls don’t actually fly over the sea. They stick to the coasts and mostly hang out on land. Also, I’m picturing a ferocious seagul with tiny little wings at the front.
Golux – I’d feel a lot safer snorkeling if it was the case.
Shaeffer – So you’re picking Gambit?
January 26th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Maybe the hamsterhead shark would beat them all… does he have Sharp Pointy Teeth?
January 26th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Oops, I meant Nasty, Pointy Teeth.
I’m getting old…
January 27th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Personally I would stick with the wolvermarine
like honestly speed wins every time……. especially in water
January 28th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Wolvermarine, for sure. What Teddy said — and, those things are ferocious!
July 4th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
i think the bearacuda would win although a megamanatee could beat them all.
August 25th, 2010 at 3:35 am
my vote is for the bearacuda !
we can even name him lucky & give him a number & then we shall all place bets
May 7th, 2013 at 7:34 pm
Can the Wolvermarine call other fish and have a mutant healing factor? If so, it gets my vote
May 11th, 2014 at 2:54 am
I think the electric seal would win. Wolvermarine may be faster than the seal, but nothing is faster than electricity. It would come as quite a shock if the seal lost.