The newspaper comic “Brevity” did one where the mirror was on a stand, but the dimwitted rhymester took it off the stand and bolted it to the wall. I was like, “Just change your rhyme.”
Mirror, mirror, on the dresser,
Who is greater, never lesser?
Who will be my priest-confessor?
Who’s the county tax assessor?
Where’s my envelope addresser?
What’s your biggest weekday stressor?
Should I buy an air compressor?
Please don’t tell my math professor.
February 23rd, 2008 at 3:09 pm
The newspaper comic “Brevity” did one where the mirror was on a stand, but the dimwitted rhymester took it off the stand and bolted it to the wall. I was like, “Just change your rhyme.”
October 6th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
:'( I shed a tear for the mirror.
June 1st, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Mirror, mirror, on the dresser,
Who is greater, never lesser?
Who will be my priest-confessor?
Who’s the county tax assessor?
Where’s my envelope addresser?
What’s your biggest weekday stressor?
Should I buy an air compressor?
Please don’t tell my math professor.
July 4th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
nice one lars! lol
September 28th, 2014 at 7:46 pm
Mirror mirror, ceiling bound
Who’s the fairest lass around?
Mirror Mirror, in the bowl
Who’s the fairest on the whole?
Mirror Mirror, compact kept
Visu’lly who’s most adept?
Mirror Mirror, magic made
Who pulls furthest, beauty weighed?
Mirror Mirror, on my bed
Should I care for brains instead?