May 7th, 2006
Beanstalk 7
Yup, a Canada goose. I am a Canadian. I basically wrote this joke when I was 4 when I didn’t understand that part of the fearie tale. I guess giants are dumb.
Yup, a Canada goose. I am a Canadian. I basically wrote this joke when I was 4 when I didn’t understand that part of the fearie tale. I guess giants are dumb.
March 18th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Looks like Beast of Beauty and the Beast pawned all his stuff.
October 6th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Beauty and the pawn broker?
January 26th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Golden eggs don’t hatch. Isaac Asimov said it, I believe it, that settles it.
September 30th, 2012 at 2:19 am
There’s no male goose to fertilize those golden eggs. That means taking the eggs is perfectly logical. Problem solved!